Monday, December 18, 2006

Civility

Ah, I'm on the road again, travelling for the first time to California. I keep playing Led Zeppelin's "Going to California" in my head as I trade paint with hippies driving down the freeway. It's like Florida, except nobody has accents and you can actually see mountains.

While deep down, I seriously doubt that I would ever be able to embrace the west coast life-style, I do have to admit I get totally stoked everytime I visit a new state and find out that I can actually BUY BEER AT A 7-ELEVEN! Living under opressive blue laws in the American south gives one a keen eye for such things. Unfortunately, the ice machine on this floor is busted, so I have to drink up before it all gets warm. Warm beer, my gatts! I'll start having Iraq flashbacks. (That's warm NA beer to all you IG types out there is blog land).

So anyway, bottoms up to Californinian civility (at least as far as beer goes - yall might want to reconsider the whole global warming thing though)

Friday, December 15, 2006

... there's almost, 80 ways to lose your honor:

So out of Iraq, Jack!
A surrender plan, Stan!
That's politically coy, Roy!
From the Aye Ess Gee.

Get them troops on bus, Gus!
Don't need to DISCUSS MUCH!
Just get on your knee's, Lee!
Fuck if Iraq's free.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Welcome to the Tree of Woe

"Perhaps you wonder the secret of steel boy. This I can give you. You see see, boy, steel is not strong. What strength does a blade have next to the hand that wields it. See look, come to me my child (young virginal follower falls to her death, totally destroying a massive section of floor). That son, is strength. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe."

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